Some people like spaghetti,
some prefer fettuccine.
But my favorite pasta
is infinitini.
Only the most impossible pasta bowl
can hold infinitini in it.
Even a platter as vast as outer space
couldn’t plate a dish so infinite.
It’s only one noodle long,
but it’s one looooong noodle!
It stretches across the cosmos
including the whole caboodle.
Infinitini exists purely in theory,
leaving chefs and scientists flummoxed.
If only its infinite goodness
fit perfectly in our stomachs.
