The kitty stabbed me in the eye, the ferret punched my ear,
The hamster held me down with pride, then roundhouse kicked my rear.
The lizard slammed me to the ground, the fishy whacked my face,
The parrot screamed and flew around and slurped the bouillabaisse.
So how about this,
Whatever you do,
Just never teach the pets
Kung Fu.

Noa Upfeld is a young writer whose sandbox is words, ideas, and beats.

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